Freaks and Geek Part 1

Week 4 WI

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Yahooo, -3.1 pounds since last week. Now to be fair there were a couple of days in the beginning of the week that I could not get food down due to pain but I have been eating much more this weekend (probably too much) and I am hurting a little less.  In fact I had 2 pain free days and that was due to (I believe) not really sitting down for 2 days. Not sure the connection but I will mention that to the doc this week. Also...I have been craving tuna salad like everyday this week...odd...On to lighter stuff...

So I am a little geeky...a little like dabble geeky...I play Magic the Gathering now and again, a little D&D, some MMOs, considering some Cosplay in the future, and other fun little geeky induglences here and there but my most favoritest, awesomest,indulgence ever is Doctor Who. Yuuuuummmmmy! If you have not seen this show yet finish this and then go watch it. Start with the 10th Doctor, if you try to start with the old school stuff you wont last. Give it a few episodes at least...or a season. You will love it :)

Anyway...I took a little quiz that showed up on my Facbook and thought ...maybe I will come back a companion...or ....oh NO what if I come back CASSANDRA?!?!

Moisturize me!!

I am the Tardis...*giddy*

• You are a creative soul and more than a little eccentric. You might say your relentless zest for life makes you BIGGER on the INSIDE! Impulsive and curious, you lead the Doctor where he needs to go and not necessarily where he wants to go. You're full of wanderlust, a romantic at heart and irresistibly sexy! Beware - your passion for raw adventure can make you forgetful. Please call home from time to time!

Now, this quiz is HARD....really...College Testing was easier than some of the choices I had to make for this thing. So, I took it again with my second choices and I came back being:

Adipose *lol'ing*

• You have a generous spirit, a sunny outlook and a dash of irreverence - the perfect recipe for attracting friends... and you are not in short supply! You're a natural entertainer, the life of the party, and you love to laugh, showing off your super-cute dimples. You also love chocolate. And colourful things. And fuzzy things. And, well, the list goes on and on...Beware - your tendency to seek out the best in everyone can make you a tad naïve!

So I think both are close to me but for those of you not yet familiar with The Doctor, The Adipose are the chunks of fat that leave the peoples bodies when they are taking the weight loss stuff and ...oh here just watch this. (sorry mobile people...UGH YouTube make it all mobile friendly)

So yeah...I came back as bound together FAT lol 

On to something new!!!

I don't know if you know but I seem to have the strangest interactions with people. It as if I have a neon "Freaks Welcome" sign over my head and can't find the switch. 

Anytime you add alcohol to this equation it just increases the oddity of it exponentially. 

Here are 2 examples of said strangeness (one mild and probably my own misunderstanding and another...less than mild and NOT my own...anything.) This will be in 2 parts because...who wants to read a ton and I have already written a lot?

READY?

The "Eyes" Have It.

Ok, so sometime this week...as I was feeling all gross and in pain...I got a compliment. Awwweee! The guy says to me: 

"You have beautiful blue eyes..." 

I respond quickly "Oh, thank you" to which he adds....

"Are they yours?"

...Um...


well...yeah...wait...you did say EYES right? 

Because, I am more than used to people asking if my boobs are my own or if they were "purchased" but I have never had someone ask if my EYES were my own. 

I immediately had a picture of going eye shopping like you do boob shopping. 

Boob shopping, it's a common thing...right? No? Ok, the cheese stands alone. 

ANYWAY...I had a mental picture of walking into an eye store with many sizes and colors and holding up different sizes to see how they would look on me. And, if you have read my previous ramblings, you know what a pain sizes are for me in general. 

It was later brought to my attention that he "probably" meant contacts...but then, you know....SAY THAT. 

"You have pretty eyes, do you wear colored contacts?" Makes a ton more sense then "Are they yours?" 

"No I bought them at an auction...they are rumored to be Marilyn Monroe's" 

Part 2 coming on THURSDAY..come back soon.