A Sad Fat Dragon With No Friends

Week 1 Weigh in....
*Drumroll*

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok So I have gained 30 pounds in the last 6-9 months from whatever is causing me pain. But, as I sausage-d myself into my pants this morning I reminded myself that this is the last day of this nonsense.

I put my entire day of food together and logged it in MyFitnessPal in advance. I will be posting a before photo soon but...it is Monday and I really didn't want to deal with that this morning. The scale was painful enough.

So...this little graphic...that I drew on a note app on my tablet (don't judge) is the feet of a sad fat dragon (with no friends). If you recognize this phrase then you and I will be really great friends. You will be seeing a lot of her in the future. She is still a work in progress and will probably get better over time but she will forever be blue because that is how she looked the first time I heard the expression.

A Sad Fat Dragon with No Friends is a card in Cards Against Humanity. It is an adult version of Apples to Apples for people who have a great sense of humor and a high threshold for being offended. Check out the link...print your own...play it...love it....LOVE IT!!!!

So I felt a great deal of sympathy for this dude (the dragon was a boy in my head in the beginning) and when I considered posting a blog that was the first thing I decided I needed to add. Now I am not sad, I am only Fat-ish...and I have friends so no he is not me but maybe a part of me...so he..now she...stays. So here is my first shot at drawing...her.