Thursday, October 24, 2013

I just ate cake out of the garbage.

Warning!: Brain Dump ahead - Throw out the Ritalin and hang on to your panties. 

Isn't it funny how there are "fat-girl" decisions and "fit-girl" decisions? 

I am a stress eater. When I get to the point of being completely and totally overdone from work or life I just want to scarf a frosted sugar cookie. The Frosted kind from Safeway are the bomb...seriously....O...M....C(ookie). It is amazing..I can actually FEEL the Dopamine release in my brain and the world starts to right itself all over again. Guess what also releases Dopamine. Sex and/or  lots of exercise.

Do you see where this is headed? I have 2 options (more than that but..just shut up...ok....gaw...ok?) food or physical activity. And this is where I am sure there is a fork in the road to 
Fitopia 
or 
Fatsville

I am running for Mayor in the latter. 


Now, since I know most of you (not ALL and I am sure not YOU, but everyone else...) judged me a little when you read the title; I have to tell you I didn't actually eat cake from the garbage. (I didn't eat a cookie from Safeway either, or from the garbage) Not that there haven't been times in my life where I was not above that but it is a quote (my favorite) from Sex and the City. 


(mobile people...try this link http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xfk5iseN87k)

To be fair..as I typed the quote into Google to remember if she said trash or garbage and I felt like Google was judging me...Until I got to "I just ate ca..." and it filled in "I just ate cat vomit". I suddenly felt better about myself. Btw...go a head a Google the vomit thing if you have time...and a strong stomach. ANYWAY...

What made me think of it was how much time I spend worrying about stuff (which leads me to eating) and most of the stuff I worry about is, you know...IN MY HEAD

Does anyone else do this? Have entire ...and I mean entire...conversations in their heads with people about things that have not happened (yet)? 





Before you assume I am cookoo for Cocoa Puffs ( I am not saying I am not, just...mmm cocoa puffs). 





Where was I? Oh...Right...

I am not saying I talk with the voices in my head but if I see a cop and he looks at me while I am driving I INSTANTLY go through getting pulled over. What would I say? 

If I said this then he would say that and if he said that I would say this back...and why is he being such an ass? <----- NEVER HAPPENED and now my heart rate is up. 




Speaking of pie...I LOVE HAVING MY OWN ISLAND, DISNEYWORLD, TRAVELING THE WORLD, and WEEKLY MASSAGES.

Anti-Ritalin train...stay with me folks...

(My Thought Process as a Flow Chart)

...I am kidding....kinda.  Phew...that is how my brain works like 99% of the time. 

So yeah the BF treated me to a night of Apple Chicken with Rice and Cranberry Almond salad, a glass of Hot to Trot wine, Disney's Cars (I hadn't seen it yet) and a spoon of ice cream as not to blow my diet :).

Who's got it better than us? Nobody
Happy ALMOST WEEKEND. 


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